“I’m gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee, let me off now!” – Tina Halvorsen, 2003
The first ride we went on was the Looping Spaceship, and that was all anyone heard the entire time the ship was in orbit. It was a great way to start our day at Six Flags, it made all the other rides easier to stomach.
Tina is not a big roller coaster fan, or at least wasn’t until today. It was her suggestion to go to Six Flags instead of the other choice, Stone Mountain, which will happen next week. Technically I hadn’t been to a Six Flags either, the last time I went to Great America was before it was a Six Flags.
Armed with our buy one get one certificates (thanks Andre!) we headed west on I-20 and before long we were in Austell…just outside of West Atlanta. As we entered the park we could smell the corn dogs and confectionary, and hear the screams of the ride victims. It was great being back in an amusement park! Our first stop was the looping spaceship, which was thankfully a quick one. We headed up the next ramp to the Deer Park Plunge, the wait was almost an hour but the ride was totally worth it. As we attempted to dry out (a water ride in the South has more of a lasting effect) we hit a vendor up for some funnel cakes…stay away from the strawberry gelatin and go with the plain. While we were sitting eating our funnel cake we ran into Bugs, who was more than happy to take a picture with us. Bugs then directed us towards the Georgia Cyclone, the South’s only twister coaster. Patterned after the legendary Coney Island Cyclone, we were plunged through a twisted maze and sped in and out of high-banked turns at nearly 50 miles per hour. We got off the ride battered and bruised, but would do it again in a heartbeat! We decided to wind down on what is easily the most boring ride I have ever been on…and I don’t think anything in a park is boring or stupid! Stay away from the monster mansion…it is not the haunted house and is best described as a wanna-be Small World with every character replaced by a Barney look-a-like. Not wanting to end our day on a lame note, Tina and I went to the arcades. I sucked big time so it was up to Tina to win a stuffed WB frog, she threw baseballs at furry creatures for her prize.
What better way to cap off a day at the park than to stop at the local Bruster’s Ice Cream Shop. We had turtle/plain sundaes. Finally we couldn’t wait to get home to take off our wet clothes.